No Pineapple Left Behind

Main Information:
Game name: No Pineapple Left Behind
Ganre: PC Games, Simulation, Strategy
Developer: Subaltern Games
Release date: 2016
Interface language: EN
Voice language: EN

In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. Thats a problem, because if they get dont pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.

Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the schools curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a childs feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether

CPU: 2 GHz

RAM: 512MB

OS: Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8 / 10

DirectX: Version 9.0c

Free Disk Space: 688 MB